Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
There is no problem that sass cannot solve
My favorite response is, in fact, not included here, though Scalzi retweeted it…it was a link to Tom Hiddleston tweeting support for Emma Watson.
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
<OneLoveOnePurvis> *Archiving twitter haint no different than archiving letters*
<OneLoveOnePurvis> *People wrote stupid shit back then, too*
<Amra> ‘Wouldst thou not give me a glance of thine mammaries, else hence forth be gone’
<Amra> I botched that
<Amra> but you get the drift
<OneLoveOnePurvis> *”Bare thine bosom or get thee hence!” -Charlemange*
<Roukan> “I require photographic evidence or I will consider this event falsified.”
<Iced|Work> “Pay no attention to him, for he is of simple mind.”
<Roukan> “The original poster is a man who enjoys the company of other men!”
<OneLoveOnePurvis> *”I much prefer hindquarters of immense proportions, and this may be taken as gospel!” -Herny VIII*
<Roukan> “My pet snake will refuse you unless she is offered round pastries, my child.” ~ Cleopatra
<Amra> ‘Alas, richard has rotated over me. I have been had’
<Roukan> “I shall not surrender you to my enemies, nor shall I fail to meet your expectations. I shall not dash about like a ruffian and I shall never leave your presence.”
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